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	<title>bluemonki dot net &#187; Rants</title>
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		<title>Apparently it only takes 8 complaints to the ASA to get a story on BBC News&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2009/11/23/apparently-it-only-takes-8-complaints-to-the-asa-to-get-a-story-on-bbc-news/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2009/11/23/apparently-it-only-takes-8-complaints-to-the-asa-to-get-a-story-on-bbc-news/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/?p=596</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8366133.stm So are there 7 other people out there who&#8217;d like to see that &#8220;Go Compare&#8221; advert banned?? I bet there are&#8230;.]]></description>
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		<title>Fucking Whinging Londoners!</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2009/06/10/fucking-whinging-londoners/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2009/06/10/fucking-whinging-londoners/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[england]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/?p=518</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m just watching the England game, the crowd is full of people with signs that say I walked to Wembley This is due to the [tube strikes]. Well Londoners, welcome to living in the rest of the country! Try catching a bus! /end rant]]></description>
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		<title>Coffee</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/12/16/coffee/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/12/16/coffee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.likes-pie.com/?p=392</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning I visited 4 coffee machines here at work and none of them were working. How does IBM expect any code to get written today?? This is an outrage!]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter for terrorists!</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/10/27/twitter-for-terrorists/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/10/27/twitter-for-terrorists/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[phones]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[us intelligence]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/?p=349</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[US intelligence agencies are worried that terrorists might start to use new communication technologies like the blogging site Twitter to plan and organise attacks. [Link to full BBC article] HOLY SHIT &#8212; THEY&#8217;LL BE USING FUCKING PHONES NEXT!! AND THEN WE&#8217;RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED!!!! TOTALLY!]]></description>
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		<title>Should Doctors get sick pay?</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/10/20/should-doctors-get-sick-pay/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/10/20/should-doctors-get-sick-pay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[doctors]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sick pay]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/?p=336</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I mean, they chose to work with sick people didn&#8217;t they? It hardly seem fair that they spend their time at work coming into close contact with people that are sick and then have the guile to take time off for it! unbelievable.]]></description>
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		<title>Lego Batman or Equal Rights for Sidekicks?</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/10/13/lego-batman-or-equal-rights-for-sidekicks/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/10/13/lego-batman-or-equal-rights-for-sidekicks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[robin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/?p=334</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve been playing Lego Batman recently and have just finished a level where Batman and Robin are in boats. More specifically Batman is in the Batboat and Robin is in Robin&#8217;s Watercraft. I mean seriously, can there not be a cool name for the sidekicks ride? Even their base &#8212; the Batcave &#8212; has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Warner Brothers I&#8217;m pretty sure everyone now hates you</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/09/23/warner-brothers-im-pretty-sure-everyone-now-hates-you/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/09/23/warner-brothers-im-pretty-sure-everyone-now-hates-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hari Puttar]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/?p=330</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A court in the Indian capital Delhi has rejected a lawsuit filed by Hollywood company Warner Bros against the makers of a Bollywood film Hari Puttar. Seriously, stop even trying this kind of crap &#8212; what&#8217;s next??! you going to sue people because their titles are anagrams of yours?? Pathetic. Full story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7628948.stm]]></description>
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		<title>Why is everyone so fucking stupid? (Energy prices)</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/09/05/why-is-everyone-so-fucking-stupid-energy-prices/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/09/05/why-is-everyone-so-fucking-stupid-energy-prices/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[energy prices]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pm program]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/?p=328</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND OPINIONS On the way home from work this Friday afternoon I had the misfortune to catch the [PM program on Radio 4] (that&#8217;ll teach me not to ride to work). The main discussion topic was about the recent energy price increases. I&#8217;d just like to go through a few of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nano-spam</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/07/21/nano-spam/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/07/21/nano-spam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/?p=309</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Today I received this: HI I have got your mailid from your corporates employee directory,I am not going to torchure you regarding any product, I need your help that,s all . John I have completed my B.E in Electronics and communication I am searching job in Nanotechnology can u please guide me regarding that and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Job Centre Challenge!</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/07/20/job-centre-challenge/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/07/20/job-centre-challenge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[questions]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/?p=308</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Find the address of your local job centre using their [jobcentre plus webiste]! I swear it&#8217;s impossible :D]]></description>
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		<title>Anatomy &#8211; sometimes nature gets it wrong?</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/04/25/anatomy-sometimes-nature-gets-it-wrong/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/04/25/anatomy-sometimes-nature-gets-it-wrong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/?p=275</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OK so here&#8217;s the scene: You go out with some mates and drink copious amounts of diuretic fluids &#8211; good times But here&#8217;s where your stupid anatomy lets you down: You leave the drinking establishment and immediately need to empty your full-to-bursting bladder even if you did so just before you left the pub &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am totally famous</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/02/02/i-am-totally-famous/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/02/02/i-am-totally-famous/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 20:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[events]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/02/02/i-am-totally-famous/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Check it out &#8211; I wrote an email to the Lug Radio podcast chaps, and they read it out [http://www.lugradio.org/episodes/#episode92] It&#8217;s near the end :)]]></description>
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		<title>CSI:NY</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/01/21/csiny/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/01/21/csiny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/01/21/csiny/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE It&#8217;s a good thing Season 4 (I think) is looking like it&#8217;s going to be interesting cos THEY HAVE TOTALLY FUCKED AROUND WITH THE THEME TUNE!!! Old one: New one: The Who are going to be seriosuly pissed off! /DISCUSS!!]]></description>
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		<title>Zooomr People</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/01/09/zooomr-people/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/01/09/zooomr-people/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/2008/01/09/zooomr-people/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE, OPINIONS AND IS (possibly) DEMEANING OF YOUR CHARACTER I&#8217;ve been wondering for a long time if I should write this. I have a (bad) habit of shooting my mouth off in public, which hasn&#8217;t actually caused me any problems, but I&#8217;m sure one day it will. It doesn&#8217;t matter who it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shopping List (of people to hurt)</title>
		<link>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2007/12/17/shopping-list-of-people-to-hurt/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.bluemonki.net/2007/12/17/shopping-list-of-people-to-hurt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonh</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluemonki.net/2007/12/17/shopping-list-of-people-to-hurt/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here is a small list of things that are really making my left eye twitch about shops. This might well be a seasonal thing, but I strongly doubt it. Here goes: Shop workers trying to put out another load of some product that is on offer even though the display is totally crammed full already [...]]]></description>
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