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Ideas (mostly cat based)

* Mints for Cats — cats smell nice, but their breath is terrible, [sadly this has already been done]

* Tissues for Cats — cats have small noses, when they get a cold it’s like being shot at with a small air gun, (not yet available :)

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Biodiesel

I like biodiesel I think it’s a great recycling idea, unfortunately being a cyclist it’s by far and away the worst fuel to breathe in. It really hangs in the air and tastes like a kind of burnt barbecue, any chance someone can create a filter for it?

This might sound like a small problem but it’s surprising is how many cars that overtake me are using it, it’s a lot more than you’d think!

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Warner Brothers I’m pretty sure everyone now hates you

A court in the Indian capital Delhi has rejected a lawsuit filed by Hollywood company Warner Bros against the makers of a Bollywood film Hari Puttar.

Seriously, stop even trying this kind of crap — what’s next??! you going to sue people because their titles are anagrams of yours?? Pathetic.

Full story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7628948.stm

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Home computer support people — you need this!

Do your parents phone you up asking questions about the computer?

YES?

Then you need [Gisto]

We created Gitso as a frontend to reverse VNC connections. It is meant to be a simple two-step process that connects one person to another’s screen. First, the support person offers to give support. Second, the person who needs help connects and has their screen remotely visible. Because Gitso is cross-platform (Ubuntu, OS X and Windows) and uses a reverse VNC connection, it greatly simplifies the process of getting support.

What this really means is that only you — the techy guy — has to open a port on your router! Which is good, cos you’re the one what knows what you’re doing! :)

If you’re doing this from a Mac then I’d strongly recommend using this [Chicken of VNC] and just listen for connections rather than using Gitso as it’s a pain in the ass for OSX (at least on 10.4 anyways).

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Why is everyone so fucking stupid? (Energy prices)

WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND OPINIONS

On the way home from work this Friday afternoon I had the misfortune to catch the [PM program on Radio 4] (that’ll teach me not to ride to work).

The main discussion topic was about the recent energy price increases.

I’d just like to go through a few of points made during this program to point out how remarkably short sighted they are:

  1. “…Gordon Brown has said no to the idea of extra cash to pay for energy bills this winter in favor of improving home insulation — a move that has angered many back benchers in the party”
  2. “…many old people will die this winter”
  3. “..the government have flip-flopped between supporting and not-supporting an improved home insulation policy”
  4. “…when I arranged a visit from the subsidised loft insulation company they said it would be January until it could be installed due to a lack of fitters. The Government can’t expect to train all these people over night”

OK, now lets go through each point ripping it to shreds with something called “intelligence”.

  1. Insulating peoples homes is LONG TERM SOLUTION ™. Any one who thinks giving an extra tenner to people who can’t pay their energy bill is just trying to keep them quiet. Cheap energy is running out, it’s not going to get any cheaper, no amount of handouts is going to change that. But insulating peoples homes better and encouraging people to buy energy saving products will! Obviously I’m not counting the retards that still love their non-energy saving light bulbs here, they’re going to freeze to death like natural selection intended them to do in the first place
  2. Yes many old people will die this winter - that’s what happens when you get old, you die. But you know if these old dudes had properly insulated houses perhaps they could at least die warm.
  3. The Government haven’t ‘flip-flopped’ they’ve reacted, before the massive price increases it wasn’t actually that important to everyday people, it wasn’t the kind of this you got elected for. I’d much rather have a reactive Government than one that sat around with its fingers in its ears
  4. YES THEY CAN! It’s loft insulation! It’s not fucking rocket science! YOU CAN DO IT YOUR SELF!! Go to B&Q or Homebase they’ve shitloads of the stuff! They’ve even got [guides on fitting it]! Now shut your stupid face up!

Right well that’s made me feel a lot better….

/discuss

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More Sweden Photos

Access for all...
Access for all… by bluemonki on Zooomr

Spiky
Spiky by bluemonki on Zooomr

Eh what's that over there?...
Eh what’s that over there?… by bluemonki on Zooomr

The Royal Palace
The Royal Palace by bluemonki on Zooomr

Little Black Fountains
Little Black Fountains by bluemonki on Zooomr

Chokladfabriken
Chokladfabriken by bluemonki on Zooomr

Spinach Pie / Spinach and Feta pie

You will need:

  • 425g of Ready Rolled Puff Pastry [link]
  • 250g Spinach (frozen or fresh)
  • 4 flat mushrooms
  • 2 eggs
  • garlic
  • a knob of butter
  • a pack of Feta cheese
  • a 10 inch square dish - or a dish to make the pie in, about 3 inches deep

What to do:

  1. Cook or defrost the spinach
  2. Chop the mushrooms into chunks, crush the garlic and cook them in in a frying pan using the knob of butter
  3. Roll out your ready rolled puff pastry so that it fills your dish and have some spare for the top
  4. Chop the Feta into cubes and lay it out in the bottom of the dish, cover it with the spinach and mushrooms
  5. Beat the two eggs together and pour over the top
  6. Wang on the extra bit of pastry for the top
  7. Chuck it in the oven (200 degrees centigrade) for about 25 minutes - eat with mash potato!
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Back!

I’m back from hols and slowly uploading me photos, here’s a few to make this post look like it has some content…

Bears!
Bears! by bluemonki on Zooomr

Goat
Goat by bluemonki on Zooomr

I got my eye on you
I got my eye on you by bluemonki on Zooomr

Lock
Lock by bluemonki on Zooomr

The rest will slowly appear in the [Sweden 2008 set]

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Monkey on Deck 9!

I’m coming home today - but to fill the gap check this out:

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Holidays!!

I’m off to Sweden for 10 days or so, but I’ll be taking the laptop and camera :)

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