Lego Batman or Equal Rights for Sidekicks?

So I’ve been playing Lego Batman recently and have just finished a level where Batman and Robin are in boats. More specifically Batman is in the Batboat and Robin is in Robin’s Watercraft.

I mean seriously, can there not be a cool name for the sidekicks ride?

Even their base — the Batcave — has nothing in common with Robin, there aren’t even any robins in there!! Just thousands of bats!

What an outrage.