I think there should be a yearly test for dog owners, kind of like an MOT, and just like an MOT it’s for the safety of the public.

The problem is that some people are retards and buy a bear rather than a dog, this test will force these people to get rid of their giant bears.

It works like this, and 1 meter diameter circle is painted on the ground in which the dog owner must stand holding their dog lead to which the dog is attached (the dog can be outside of the circle).

Then a man comes near the circle holding a steak or the dogs favourite toy or whatever attracts the dog.

The owner must remain inside the circle during this time, if they step out of the circle or are dragged out then their dog is taken away.

Simple!