There was a really cool storm in Bristol today which I watched for a while thinking “It would be cool to take some photo’s of this, if only I had a tripod” until I realsed that Emma hadn’t wrapped up the camera tripod that I was supposed to be getting for my birthday. Unsurprisingly the storm went away immediately – dammit.
But while sitting on the loo, I saw this label in my trousers, can anyone think of any reason I would want to put my groin near a fire?
It for stupid people that would sue the jeans company for not warning them it wasn’t fireproof and thereby not protecting them from paddling in lava etc…
I think stupid people should burn. How else are they going to learn to be clever?