I hope this makes up for the lack of a childish card that I should have brought you (at least in some small way) :(
I’ll do it today – I promise!
I apologise profusely for my complete lameness.
If it’s not actually your birthday then please disregard this message…
Thank you Jonh! It is indeed my birthday, thus making you lame. Though you are the first person to blog about this momentous occaision, so I think that you still get brownie points!
Awesome. I have now purchased a suitably embarrassing card which I will now modify in my own special way before posting it off :)