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Reading Beer Festival

Published
by
jonh
on Thursday, May 3, 2007
in FYI, beer animals and events
. 1 Comment

People! This weekend it is [Reading Beer Festival]. It’s at Kings meadow, near the massive Tesco that’s near the Reading train station.

Go!

For those of you that haven’t been to a beer festival before here’s what you do:

  1. Pay some money to get in and get a glass (get a pint one)
  2. Have a quick flick though the book of beers
  3. Choose one with either a funny name (normally sold out) or darker than the colour of space
  4. Get a half of it - yeah I know I told you to get a pint glass, but this is an all day thing. Plus it might taste crap!
  5. Try your mates beer, and let them try yours
  6. Back to step two..

See? Easy!

I’ll be there from the start on Saturday, expect a full report sometime on Monday :)

beer animals

Published
by
jonh
on Tuesday, February 20, 2007
in beer animals
. 8 Comments

Time for a beer animals update me thinks!!

Cat?Cat? Hosted on Zooomr
Duck?Duck? Hosted on Zooomr

Check out the [beer animals set] and feel free to send your beer animals to beeranimals AT bluemonki DOT net :D

Potential tag line:

Beer Animals, it’s like a drinking safari!

We’ll have someone apt saying it, like Johnny Vegas or Vic Reeves…

Obviously if you only saw a Cat and a Duck on your safari you would be more than disappointed, maybe people can come up with tips for creating better animals, maybe even a how to? My quick tip for the day is this:

drinking more increases the power of your imagination, the more you drink the more exotic the animals you will find*.

* not an actual guarantee