A woman on the bus this morning was telling me about how she dropped a bottle of wine on her toe and how the toe swelled up and then how it went red, then it went purple and then how the nail fell off.
discuss.
7 thoughts on “One potential outcome of letting gravity get the better of a bottle of wine when it is placed above ones foot”
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Tell her to quit her w(h)ining?
That’s not really a discussion.
D- (that’s a D minus incase you were wondering)
Discuss? Yes I was pretty discussted, I was eating when I read that!
I’d have asked for proof – like “Show me your toenail, I don’t believe you” or “What make and vintage of wine was it?” or maybe “Using the standard Dulux paint range, what colours were involved?”
lol – I’d been Ill over new year so I wasn’t feeling particularly great when she was telling me the story.
I certainly couldn’t have stomached photo graphic proof…..I like the idea of the Dulux colour chart though :)
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You could have replied with “I was on a bus when this mad old woman told me about dropping a bottle of wine on her foot, and I was so repulsed I threw up all over her then kicked her fat ass off the bus”
Anyway, are we still going to be meeting up in London? Don’t think anyone replied to my last email.
I have February the 3rd in my diary which is still good for me :)
Just need to get some other peeps involved.
Righty ho, I’ll send the email around again.