Ideas

  • What if the terminator impersonated a kitten or a puppy rather than looking like a person?? cos I don’t know about you, but I can spot a weirdo at a mile away.

    So it stands to reason that an armour plated killing machine should be visible from at least 3 miles away!

    But a kitten well that’s another matter entirely…..here’s how it could have gone down:

    Kitten: Meow miaw..{TRANSLATION: “where is John Conner?”}
    John Conner: Awww nice kitty
    Kitten: [ripping out JC’s throat] gfgdfjhgoisnds
    John Conner: [gurgle]

    GAME OVER MAN!! GAME OVER!! So be thankful that machines don’t have imagination…aww nice kitty..aargghhhh

  • The ‘Lose a Limb’ diet. Over weight? Just can’t shift it? Lop off a leg! It’s simple and quick and you’ll lose at least 5 stone!
  • Stone Bender A new anime cartoon thingy involving some dude who can bend stone. It’s pretty far out huh?

6 thoughts on “Ideas”

  1. What have you been smoking?

    5 stone per limb, god how heavy are you? That would mean that may legs make up my entire mass!

    I did like the kittenator though…

  2. Sorry, I assumed that everyone was an armour plated killing machine like I am.

    Maybe we’ll go for 2 stone….still I doubt anyone on a food based diet could loose 2 stone inside of an hour!

  3. Not unless you spike the food with Salmonella (common food posioning bug).

    New from Weight Watchers “Shit/vomit yourself thin”

  5. Surely to accomodate the “armour plated killing machine”-ness of the average terminator, that cute little kitty would have to be the size of a tiger!

    I gan testify to the “shit yourself thin” idea, I lost the best part of half a stone in a week a couple of years ago like that…

    “Stone bender” – as an idea it’s not the weirdest, but that title would attract the wrong kind of audience.

  6. To be honest you might not actually need an _armour plated_ killer kitten, a normal robotic one would be ok, if it was of the T1000 ilk.

    I think I’ll pass on the new diet idea, and I’m sure if I made it clear at the beginning of the cartoon that it was nothing to do with that kind of thing Stone Bender would be an amazing success.

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