OK so here’s the scene:

• You go out with some mates and drink copious amounts of diuretic fluids – good times

But here’s where your stupid anatomy lets you down:

• You leave the drinking establishment and immediately need to empty your full-to-bursting bladder even if you did so just before you left the pub – slightly inconvenient times
• You get home, crawl into bed and go to sleep. Then you wake up in the middle of the night with a headache, you bladder once again full-to-bursting and with an incredible thirst!! Come on body, my bladder contents (by this point) are at least 90% water why the hell am I so thirst!! – inordinately bad times

If you have been let down by your body and want to talk about it, please use the comment form below (no pictures please)

N.B. I might have used Anatomy in the wrong sense here but I was all out of words for what I really meant, sorry.