OK so here’s the scene:
- You go out with some mates and drink copious amounts of diuretic fluids – good times
But here’s where your stupid anatomy lets you down:
- You leave the drinking establishment and immediately need to empty your full-to-bursting bladder even if you did so just before you left the pub – slightly inconvenient times
- You get home, crawl into bed and go to sleep. Then you wake up in the middle of the night with a headache, you bladder once again full-to-bursting and with an incredible thirst!! Come on body, my bladder contents (by this point) are at least 90% water why the hell am I so thirst!! – inordinately bad times
If you have been let down by your body and want to talk about it, please use the comment form below (no pictures please)
N.B. I might have used Anatomy in the wrong sense here but I was all out of words for what I really meant, sorry.
This sounds familiar.
Except i was recently kept awake by boB’s faulty body ALL. NIGHT. as he spent the early hours of the morning emptying the contents of his stomach at a leisurely pace {so, four hours, then} and as noisily as possible.
I have no sympathy for any of you. Gits.
I have thought in the past some kind of recirculation system is required. Even as a teetotaler, I’ve been in a situation when I’ve been dehydrated but also have a full bladder.
Sorry to be a bit sensible about this but surely your body sees alcohol as a poison and therefore wants to get rid of it quickly – so liquid gets rushed through the body leading you to being dehydrated and thirsty – your body seeing being a little thirsty better than dying from some horrible poison.
My point is that it has filtered out the poison and I’m left with a bladder full of almost pure water which my body dearly needs but cannot access!