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Twitter for terrorists!

US intelligence agencies are worried that terrorists might start to use new communication technologies like the blogging site Twitter to plan and organise attacks.

[Link to full BBC article]

HOLY SHIT — THEY’LL BE USING FUCKING PHONES NEXT!!

AND THEN WE’RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED!!!!

TOTALLY!

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Should Doctors get sick pay?

I mean, they chose to work with sick people didn’t they? It hardly seem fair that they spend their time at work coming into close contact with people that are sick and then have the guile to take time off for it!

unbelievable.

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Lego Batman or Equal Rights for Sidekicks?

So I’ve been playing Lego Batman recently and have just finished a level where Batman and Robin are in boats. More specifically Batman is in the Batboat and Robin is in Robin’s Watercraft.

I mean seriously, can there not be a cool name for the sidekicks ride?

Even their base — the Batcave — has nothing in common with Robin, there aren’t even any robins in there!! Just thousands of bats!

What an outrage.

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Warner Brothers I’m pretty sure everyone now hates you

A court in the Indian capital Delhi has rejected a lawsuit filed by Hollywood company Warner Bros against the makers of a Bollywood film Hari Puttar.

Seriously, stop even trying this kind of crap — what’s next??! you going to sue people because their titles are anagrams of yours?? Pathetic.

Full story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7628948.stm

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Why is everyone so fucking stupid? (Energy prices)

WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND OPINIONS

On the way home from work this Friday afternoon I had the misfortune to catch the [PM program on Radio 4] (that’ll teach me not to ride to work).

The main discussion topic was about the recent energy price increases.

I’d just like to go through a few of points made during this program to point out how remarkably short sighted they are:

  1. “…Gordon Brown has said no to the idea of extra cash to pay for energy bills this winter in favor of improving home insulation — a move that has angered many back benchers in the party”
  2. “…many old people will die this winter”
  3. “..the government have flip-flopped between supporting and not-supporting an improved home insulation policy”
  4. “…when I arranged a visit from the subsidised loft insulation company they said it would be January until it could be installed due to a lack of fitters. The Government can’t expect to train all these people over night”

OK, now lets go through each point ripping it to shreds with something called “intelligence”.

  1. Insulating peoples homes is LONG TERM SOLUTION ™. Any one who thinks giving an extra tenner to people who can’t pay their energy bill is just trying to keep them quiet. Cheap energy is running out, it’s not going to get any cheaper, no amount of handouts is going to change that. But insulating peoples homes better and encouraging people to buy energy saving products will! Obviously I’m not counting the retards that still love their non-energy saving light bulbs here, they’re going to freeze to death like natural selection intended them to do in the first place
  2. Yes many old people will die this winter - that’s what happens when you get old, you die. But you know if these old dudes had properly insulated houses perhaps they could at least die warm.
  3. The Government haven’t ‘flip-flopped’ they’ve reacted, before the massive price increases it wasn’t actually that important to everyday people, it wasn’t the kind of this you got elected for. I’d much rather have a reactive Government than one that sat around with its fingers in its ears
  4. YES THEY CAN! It’s loft insulation! It’s not fucking rocket science! YOU CAN DO IT YOUR SELF!! Go to B&Q or Homebase they’ve shitloads of the stuff! They’ve even got [guides on fitting it]! Now shut your stupid face up!

Right well that’s made me feel a lot better….

/discuss

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Nano-spam

Today I received this:

HI I have got your mailid from your corporates employee directory,I am not going to torchure you regarding any product, I need your help that,s all . John I have completed my B.E in Electronics and communication I am searching job in Nanotechnology can u please guide me regarding that and please give me some tips to get in to the field.
with regards,
Gladson J
mail2gladson@gmail.com

So here’s my tips on how to get started in nano-tech:

  1. stop reading sci-fi
  2. don’t do a course in electronics and communication - at least aim for robotics!
  3. don’t ask me

done.

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Job Centre Challenge!

Find the address of your local job centre using their [jobcentre plus webiste]!

I swear it’s impossible :D

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Anatomy - sometimes nature gets it wrong?

OK so here’s the scene:

  • You go out with some mates and drink copious amounts of diuretic fluids - good times

But here’s where your stupid anatomy lets you down:

  • You leave the drinking establishment and immediately need to empty your full-to-bursting bladder even if you did so just before you left the pub - slightly inconvenient times
  • You get home, crawl into bed and go to sleep. Then you wake up in the middle of the night with a headache, you bladder once again full-to-bursting and with an incredible thirst!! Come on body, my bladder contents (by this point) are at least 90% water why the hell am I so thirst!! - inordinately bad times

If you have been let down by your body and want to talk about it, please use the comment form below (no pictures please)

N.B. I might have used Anatomy in the wrong sense here but I was all out of words for what I really meant, sorry.

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I am totally famous

Check it out - I wrote an email to the Lug Radio podcast chaps, and they read it out

[http://www.lugradio.org/episodes/#episode92]

It’s near the end :)

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CSI:NY

WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE

It’s a good thing Season 4 (I think) is looking like it’s going to be interesting cos THEY HAVE TOTALLY FUCKED AROUND WITH THE THEME TUNE!!!

Old one:

New one:

The Who are going to be seriosuly pissed off!

/DISCUSS!!

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